Soriano to White Sox

In a completly amazing development, it seems that Alfonso Soriano could be traded to Chicago. Fine by me. But where in the HELL is he going to play? LF, nope that is Podsednik. CF, maybe, I guesss yo can move Anderson to the Bench, because he sucks. RF is Jermaine Dye's and 2nd base is Tadahito Iguchi (God Bless You).

This would be a badass lineup though:

1. Podsednik CF
2. Soriano LF
3. Thome DH
4. Konerko 1B
5. Dye RF
6. Crede 3B
7. Pierszynski C
8. Iguchi 2B
9. Uribe SS

The SOX would score 7 runs per game, but with that staff, give 8.