Sal
For some reason I have to deal with this guy on a daily basis. He seems to want to talk about nonsense on a consistent basis. Makes no points worth a shit and for some odd reason does not think he is ever wrong.
If he is ever seen, BEWARE. He might try to eat you.
Mike
posted by @mikelihood @ 3:17 PM
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22 Comments:
This dude looks like a MF Pimp.
Actually, he looks like a retard. Just go and find out what his name is on the "Retard Name Generator"
I heard he was chasing an ice cream truck and slammed into the back of it. He disconnected his ass bone. Then I bought his bike. Now we both set off metal detectors. we must have taken to many hits of the cronic.
In a freak accident this individual formaly known as Sal will now be known as the nine finger Sal. On one of his frequent trips to Ihop he mistakenly eat one of his fingers when he confused it with a sausage link. he was heard saying "these greasy shits are the bomb. And who dropped the ketchup on my plate? its delicious"
Sal is currently eating a burrito, and it is all over his face.
this true american hero with his heroism in combat chow runs and his stories of jumping out of c130's onto camels backs. Has a dark. Side.. just about the size of the moon. With his recent violent feeding episodes. Scientist have now revamped old ways of feeding the 9 finger Sal, after his resent loss of his anus picking digit. It will be sold in a couple of months, for a large mamalian creatures like this hefty but cuddly thing.. The Sal trough... "Is there really another way to be sweet"
Does any one have any sugar. I love sugar. its hummy in my tummy. my caloric intake is 50 thousand below where I'm supposed to be at this time. Someone get me a tripple whooper. but remeber a diet coke. I got to watch my figure.. and keep in shape.. and for you haters fuck you man.. A Circle is a shape..
Every wants to be me, but can't be as sexy as me.
Notice how every comment has been made by the same individual. Haters.
hey is that the helmet he wears on the short yellow bus. This guys a window licker.. I guess before he ate everything and any thing, he started there. hey likes little asian boys..
Hey I just found the spot man. Its at the pool in the morning.. the old geriatric aerobics class is going on. What I do is slide on in there with my OG googles. Then I cruise by them like a Great white. when they see me I go for the kill and go deep. I look up there shriveld veiny legs.. hmm hmm hmm. finger licking good. Then I beach myself right next to them and shoot my game. hey J-lo and lil kim.. want a ride on the brown whale.. no not my dick.. me... This place is sweet. I'm hungry..
pappa say ah a can eat ada a chow hall. pappa say ah can go to da a fare in da day affta. pappa say ah can put my thingy in a dah doggy.
i like pappa
I'm glad I work in control. I always have snickers at my sausage tips. after i ate so much food my blood turned to ragu.. but I will continue to hit on the toilet monsters ex wet dream girl that looks like a boy.. She has extensions now but you have to love those kanckles.. I do.. and tell the other big B8^ch to ride the sal..
Does any one have a fork lift. I need to go to the bathroom. I think I soiled myself... hurry
I don't know why this guy got married. He like to hang out with the creeper. they like banging the same guys. there pick up lines are. Are you gay? So are we.. double the pressure from dorks that are tripple your size. bring it on.. and whip your face you have du du on it..
Just start giving them the divorce papers and the same day. It will free up time to hit up scooners with the comb over kid and pick up chicks in mu mu's
next thing you know you will be wearing a mcee d's uniform. then all the burgers you can eat.
this guy is so fat he jumps up and gets stuck..
does any one know if this guy can have his mouth stappled along with his stomach? Is there enough staples in the world
S.N. belt size is equator.. this guy is so big he has 7 smaller people orbiting around him.. with a couple of cheese burgers.
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