Creepy Tim the "One Upper"
This guy for some odd reason thinks everything YOU have done, he has done AT LEAST one time better.
For Example:
Leon: Man, I went out the other day and was dumbfouded when I saw this hot chick. She came over and talked to me. I was doing everything in my power to humpstab. But I only got to third base.
Creepy Tim: Dude, I had that happen to me last night. But I went all the way. And then when I was done, I went back and hooked up with 4 other girls, AT THE SAME TIME.
Please fool, PLEASE!
Mike
posted by @mikelihood @ 3:40 PM
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18 Comments:
This dude is deffinatelly breaking the Atkins diet.
This dude definatly got that cake from the kiddie porn convention
This dude other than being a "one upper" he also has no game. We where at a bar the other night. There was a band playing with some hot chicks in it. He tried talking to the singer but she blew him off. So this fool tried to hire her to play at a going away party in order to get her number.
"God Dang"
"God Dang"
Take it easy on this me, I mean this guy. he is pushing 100. with two bum knees, plastic hip and tri-focals, he's lucky if he can land the beast monster form airframes.
Hey timmy remember that broke tricycle I sold you. yes we all know and laughed about you crashing into you house sober. But what you didn't know is that I cut brake line bishhhh... I'm out..
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Who is the "col mullin" guy?
Parden me but im not bald!!!!!! and im not a CDI.
I hit Ashy Ashly every night biatch. While your busy playing in traffic.
you shouldnt hit ashley she might leave you like the crack ho tweaker did!!!!!!!
can we cuddle,
its ok timmy hit them before the hair does!!!!!
hey timmy,
was wondering if i could get my whips, butt blugs, and my bloody cheese grater back!!!!
sincerly your,
FATHER ANAL
CATHOLIC CHURCH
1234 little boy ST, pittsburg PA
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awe is someone getting butt hurt, sorry timmy that ur skin is so thin, i feel concern here is the chaplains number
1800-gofuckurself
im sure Father anal will be glad to hear from you!!!!
hey timmy remeber that time when we mad love at the barreaks when you were on duty and that one time you we mad passionate love on the sgtmaj desk!!!
xoxoxoxoxo torres
p.s your son is doing great!!!
jokes one you my pee pee hasn't worked since I was with general custered. hey GSD.. let get down with it again. please no blind fold this time. I like to see it cumming..
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