Bruce's YAMS
This guys name is actually Bruce Yam. And can it get any better than finding his Yam's.
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Monday, July 24, 2006
This guys name is actually Bruce Yam. And can it get any better than finding his Yam's.
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26 Comments:
I wonder what size gurdle they had to strap onto this kid to get him into that shirt.
A size 43 DD
He almost looks like Bruce from Finding Nemo. After hitting the cheese burgers, instead of the gym.
"God Dang"
Looks like he is trying to smuggle a few cans of yams under that shirt.
This is how Bruce Bruce operates. We used to take turns going on food runs for lunch. So bruce went and bought a motorcycle automatically taking him out of the circle. Now when ever his turn comes up you can always hear him say " Umm do you guys think I can borrow your truck to go get food." Naturally no one ever does but you will always find his name on top of every food run list. Mega Sized with a fountain drink.
This guy just started working with us. So of course when we are telling stories about stuff we have done in the past. He tells his starting with "Back at the MALS". But when we try to confirm the stories. No one seems to know this guy and have no memory of him ever being there.
"Loser"
This guy Bruce comes up with every excuse to leave work early. Even goes as far as calling his wife and telling her in spanish to call work asking him to come home. She then calls like every loving wife would and says he needs to come home quick "due to an unknown emergency at home"
Back at MALS Bruce. He is currently trying to get qualified in his current job description. But everytime I find a descrepancy with his reports. His only come back is "But that's how we did it at MALS. I don't know if this is how they really did it or if this kid is as dumb as I think he is.
Bruce Bruce is trying to enroll in school. But I think this is another on of his schemes to leave work early. I think he should be SFF before taking on another challenge
B.Y. enjoys hugging men when he's drunk.
BY was a bouncer at a gay club when he was back at the MALS. A cover up larger than Rosswell.
today on my way to chow I was attacked by Bruce the lunch shark. "I would gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today". What the hell. First he won't go on food runs but then wants us to pay his too. If you think this is wrong post your comments.
"God Dang"
B.Y. Is currently sitting in chair. Why doesn't anybody like playing with me. Probably he trys to hug everybody that gets within his range. He forces the young females in the workcenter to talk to him. The whole the poor girls sit and just shake there head in discust. But in his mind he has all the game. After they run to the restroom to vomit. He turns and says I could hit if I wasn't married. You keep telling yourself that dude. There's this little chick that comes by from time to time. Well she use to. Now she walks around the building in order to bypass the disgrace of having to listen to him speak.
coach say ah can playa da fotbol all a da tyme. he say ah can eat da food alla dah tyme.
i like coach
This guy trys to make entries on peoples blog and doesn't identify himself. Children. This dude was invited to a baseball game, with tickets and beer payed for. He called his wife to ask for permission. She said sure, you can go hang out with the boys. But you can only go as far as your nuts will stretch while tucked away in the dresser.
It was brought to my attention that B.Y. has the whip cracked on him a daily basis. It's sad to see the extent of power one gives his fellow spouse. You go girl.
I think this guy just needs to quit. All he is doing is taking up space, and wasting precious oxygen. B. Y. likes talking about weight issues. Well B.Y. is so fat he needs MapQuest to find his neck.
B.Y. is so ugly his blow up doll runs away when he comes near.
B.Y. uses Twinkies as TicTacs.
B.Y. waist is so big scientist are looking into getting him a new belt. The Asteroid belt.
B.Y. volunteers as a Cum taster on the weekends.
man that guys so fat he has his own zip code!!!!!
B.Y. is so dumb he called information to see far Sea World was from him. When the operator said just a minute he said o.k. and hung up.
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