Arch Nemesis

Once again I wake up in the morning and I find that my dog Snoop will not comenear me, does not want to be fed by me, would rather hold in her urine for as long as it takes rather than actually going out a door opened by me.

I find this frustrating because I have done absolutly nothing to the canine, and she acts as if I beat her daily.

If there is any human out there that knows how to make this dog stop freaking out, urinating in the house for no apparent reason, growling at nothing while on the floor and staring at the carpet, running around like a total crazy beast, slapping everything in her path around with her tail, and generally acting like a total retarded moron. Leave me a meesage.